December 2009
I feel as if America is fire bombing Europe, and when I say Europe, I mean my insides.
Twenty-ten, here I come.
Dear World,
I would like to take a minute to explain to you why I ask you to separate me from my cell phone when I am under the influence of alcohol or any other substance that interfers with my judgement skills.
You see, there are things that go around in my head that should not be shared with the outside world, and it is only when I am under the influence that I lose my ability to prevent my...
You won’t be fooled by this.
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So, my mother has officially shunned me.
That’s nice, I suppose.
I’ll go, you know, whore myself out now to “earn [myself] a living for the sake of [your] health.”
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please…
hang out with me Saturday in a totally non-date…
‘cause I really like you a lot.
